Fenkarcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, calm bee.

Fenkarcuss created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fenkarcuss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fenkarcuss, she will turn you into a slug.

Fenkarcuss' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fenkarcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not cook food in pots.