Kipgillik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, moody wyvern.

Kipgillik created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kipgillik, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kipgillik, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Kipgillik's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Kipgillik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.