Libfebfab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil chinchilla.

Libfebfab created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Libfebfab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Libfebfab, she will turn you into a rat.

Libfebfab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Libfebfab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Libfebfab on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.