Fossgesskar is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent cat.

Fossgesskar created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossgesskar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fossgesskar, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fossgesskar's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fossgesskar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fossgesskar.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never feed nuts to eagles while wearing green shorts.