Bissvillenbastpadruttmitloop is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous squirrel.

Bissvillenbastpadruttmitloop created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissvillenbastpadruttmitloop, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bissvillenbastpadruttmitloop, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bissvillenbastpadruttmitloop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bissvillenbastpadruttmitloop's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bissvillenbastpadruttmitloop.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never feed bananas to snails while wearing red tights.

4. Erect three carbon sculptures of Bissvillenbastpadruttmitloop on top of important buildings.

5. Always stare at clouds.