Jenrowhon is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise hippopotamus.

Jenrowhon created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenrowhon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jenrowhon, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jenrowhon's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Jenrowhon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Eagles are not to be trusted.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Hide if four goats approach from the west.