Mumvensin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating fish.

Mumvensin created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumvensin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mumvensin, she will turn you into a rat.

Mumvensin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mumvensin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumvensin.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Hide if nine snails approach from the south.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not leap in public.