Cebzodsag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, impressive dove.

Cebzodsag created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Cebzodsag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cebzodsag, it will turn you into a slug.

Cebzodsag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cebzodsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Run away if four geese approach from the west.

4. Never sprint in the presence of dolphins.

5. Do not chop down trees.