Tabloop is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart lion.

Tabloop created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabloop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tabloop, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tabloop's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tabloop's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always help snails.

3. Never chant near doves.

4. Tabloop loves voles, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.