Bumdagwip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, capable squid.

Bumdagwip created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumdagwip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bumdagwip, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bumdagwip's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bumdagwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.