Tafgubhab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, dishonest owl.

Tafgubhab created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafgubhab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tafgubhab, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Tafgubhab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tafgubhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tafgubhab's name in vain.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Feed all hungry monkeys.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.