Tafgubhab is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, dishonest
owl.
Tafgubhab created humankind four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tafgubhab, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Tafgubhab, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Tafgubhab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Tafgubhab's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Tafgubhab's name in vain.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Feed all hungry monkeys.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.