Rennurtpom is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, quiet hippopotamus.

Rennurtpom created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rennurtpom, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rennurtpom, she will turn you into a worm.

Rennurtpom's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rennurtpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Respect your elders.