Budvigdan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, loving tortoise.

Budvigdan created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Budvigdan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Budvigdan, it will send minions to preach to you.

Budvigdan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Budvigdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never bounce in the presence of badgers.

5. Budvigdan must be the most important thing in your life.