Bellgargum Futfomneg is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humorless goat.

Bellgargum Futfomneg created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellgargum Futfomneg, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bellgargum Futfomneg, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bellgargum Futfomneg's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bellgargum Futfomneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.