Vedmanflig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unselfish crab.

Vedmanflig created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedmanflig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vedmanflig, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vedmanflig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Vedmanflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not keep eight tortoises in a large pit.

3. Always obey Vedmanflig's priests.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about dark energy near whales while wearing purple stockings.