Garfligkipnill is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, witless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Garfligkipnill created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garfligkipnill, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Garfligkipnill, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Garfligkipnill's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Garfligkipnill's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never sing near bats.