Cethakbell is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, resourceful crow.

Cethakbell created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Cethakbell, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cethakbell, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cethakbell's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cethakbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of beans to snakes while wearing blue trousers.

2. Erect six silver sculptures of Cethakbell on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.