Cadbumnur is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest chinchilla.

Cadbumnur created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadbumnur, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cadbumnur, she will have a low opinion of you.

Cadbumnur's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cadbumnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always help sheep in need.