Vedhothun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome tapir.

Vedhothun created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedhothun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vedhothun, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vedhothun's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Vedhothun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about special relativity near manatees while wearing white corsets and balancing four iron spheres on your head.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about amino acids.