Wignarsagsanbop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, awesome crocodile.

Wignarsagsanbop created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wignarsagsanbop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wignarsagsanbop, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wignarsagsanbop's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Wignarsagsanbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always look after injured doves.