Ligbestbot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, effective manatee.

Ligbestbot created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligbestbot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ligbestbot, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ligbestbot's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Ligbestbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near turtles while wearing yellow jumpers.

5. Do not chop down trees.