Giggilben is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, omnipotent
hare.
Giggilben created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Giggilben, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Giggilben, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Giggilben's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Giggilben's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never eat figs.
3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.
4. Never talk about black holes.
5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.