Vankannan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful owl.

Vankannan created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vankannan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vankannan, it will jump up and down on your head.

Vankannan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Vankannan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Vankannan.

4. Never wear violet shirts.

5. Always help capybaras.