Vagbogkom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, competent hippopotamus.

Vagbogkom created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagbogkom, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vagbogkom, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vagbogkom's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vagbogkom's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Worship no other gods but Vagbogkom.