Cimcidken is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful sheep.

Cimcidken created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimcidken, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cimcidken, it will cry a lot.

Cimcidken's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cimcidken's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not take Cimcidken's name in vain.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.