Libhinnulquim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered crab.

Libhinnulquim created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libhinnulquim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Libhinnulquim, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Libhinnulquim's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Libhinnulquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near porpoises.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.