Ditnellsak Vigruttdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, competent hyena.

Ditnellsak Vigruttdoss created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Ditnellsak Vigruttdoss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ditnellsak Vigruttdoss, she will have a low opinion of you.

Ditnellsak Vigruttdoss' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Ditnellsak Vigruttdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.