Zenmissug is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish crow.

Zenmissug created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenmissug, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zenmissug, she will not care at all.

Zenmissug's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Zenmissug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never feed strawberries to grasshopers while wearing yellow skirts.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Always help sick mites.