Sadcensaf is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able yak.

Sadcensaf created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Sadcensaf, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sadcensaf, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sadcensaf's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sadcensaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head green.

2. Never think about dark matter near porpoises while wearing red shirts and balancing six zinc spheres on your arms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sadcensaf.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.