Rutvinbod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, charitable dingo.

Rutvinbod created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutvinbod, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rutvinbod, he will turn you into a tree.

Rutvinbod's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Rutvinbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Rutvinbod loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Hide from white doves for they are unholy.