Gablikbet is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental frog.

Gablikbet created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gablikbet, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gablikbet, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gablikbet's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gablikbet's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.