Flignadstig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, charitable grasshopper.

Flignadstig created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flignadstig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flignadstig, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flignadstig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Flignadstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never feed peas to geese while wearing magenta rings.

3. Retreat if six hamsters approach from the south.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Flignadstig on top of all buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Flignadstig.