Flagyok is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent otter.

Flagyok created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagyok, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flagyok, he will turn you into a sheep.

Flagyok's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Flagyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of otters.

2. Never wear turquoise shirts.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Retreat if four dogs approach from the east.