Rutthogfem is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent dingo.

Rutthogfem created life four years ago.

If you believe in Rutthogfem, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rutthogfem, he will turn you into a tree.

Rutthogfem's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Rutthogfem's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine seals approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about asteroids.