Xennibwon is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, generous hamster.

Xennibwon created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xennibwon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xennibwon, it will send you a sign.

Xennibwon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Xennibwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away from mauve swans, for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed lemons to sheep while wearing shirts.