Karliglimtag is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unjust jellyfish.

Karliglimtag created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karliglimtag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Karliglimtag, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Karliglimtag's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Karliglimtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Karliglimtag loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Erect six zinc sculptures of Karliglimtag on top of important buildings.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Karliglimtag in the centre of the settlement.