Henved is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humorless hyena.

Henved created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Henved, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Henved, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Henved's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Henved's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not hurt dogs.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.