Beptansat Bogjiplignulltof is a god.

It takes the form of a large, tranquil turtle.

Beptansat Bogjiplignulltof created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Beptansat Bogjiplignulltof, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Beptansat Bogjiplignulltof, it will turn you into a mouse.

Beptansat Bogjiplignulltof's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Beptansat Bogjiplignulltof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Put Beptansat Bogjiplignulltof first in all things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Do not eat aubergines.