Rawnibpon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient dingo.

Rawnibpon created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawnibpon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rawnibpon, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rawnibpon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rawnibpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Run away if seven horses approach from the north.

5. Never think about planets.