Venzakgof is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered horse.

Venzakgof created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venzakgof, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Venzakgof, it will laugh at you.

Venzakgof's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Venzakgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near snakes while wearing magenta boots.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must never eat spinach.