Quillbudjon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil frog.

Quillbudjon created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillbudjon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quillbudjon, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Quillbudjon's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Quillbudjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. You must love Quillbudjon.