Wanlittalhig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing troll.

Wanlittalhig created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanlittalhig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wanlittalhig, it will make you grow a tail.

Wanlittalhig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Wanlittalhig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.