Kengarnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, slow dolphin.

Kengarnurl created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kengarnurl, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kengarnurl, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kengarnurl's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kengarnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of ants.

2. Hide from magenta aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about dark energy near gulls while wearing green trousers and balancing six titanium spheres on your back.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.