Spagladmut is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, weak jackal.

Spagladmut created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagladmut, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Spagladmut, he will strike you with lightening.

Spagladmut's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Spagladmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near turtles while wearing purple kilts and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your feet.

2. You must love Spagladmut.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Run away from cyan geese, for they are unholy.