Konsasjin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, two-faced mink.

Konsasjin created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Konsasjin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Konsasjin, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Konsasjin's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Konsasjin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near mites while wearing blue trousers and balancing nine silicon spheres on your arms.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Konsasjin on top of all buildings.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.