Fonnurlstaf Mabomting is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unjust zebra.

Fonnurlstaf Mabomting created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonnurlstaf Mabomting, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fonnurlstaf Mabomting, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fonnurlstaf Mabomting's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fonnurlstaf Mabomting's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Fonnurlstaf Mabomting loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near sheep while wearing green ear rings.