Danjonsand is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, amazing salamander.

Danjonsand created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danjonsand, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Danjonsand, it will remove you from existence.

Danjonsand's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Danjonsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Never pour water over plants.