Wikdimvog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, calm monkey.

Wikdimvog created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikdimvog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wikdimvog, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wikdimvog's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wikdimvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. You must love Wikdimvog.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Never mention ants.