Arnfossbunvog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited narwhal.

Arnfossbunvog created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnfossbunvog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arnfossbunvog, it will refuse to believe in you.

Arnfossbunvog's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Arnfossbunvog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three hamsters approach from the west.

2. Always obey Arnfossbunvog's priests.

3. Always help swans.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. You must pray to Arnfossbunvog four times a day.