Gubcepboss Vollidlap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody goat.

Gubcepboss Vollidlap created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Gubcepboss Vollidlap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gubcepboss Vollidlap, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gubcepboss Vollidlap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gubcepboss Vollidlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not keep four manatees in a large pit.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always take life seriously.